This is Malaysia - and you should know thz ~~

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
Maggi Mee , Sodomee (new hottest brand)

NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH :
Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condomsSo they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :
Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara ", depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried up".

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :NATIONAL
Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

10 ways avoid ghost in hotel

1. Knock on door or press door bell before entering, meaning to ask for permission to stay there.

2. When entering hotel room for 1st time, enter sideways so as to allow the 'dirty thing' to leave the room.

3. Leave a pair of slippers (each facing opposite directions) at door entrance. 'Dirty thing' coming in will follow the slipper and go out.

4. Place a glass of water and a pinch of salt at head of bed.

5. Flush toilet bowl before using.

6. Do not close the bible if it has been left open.

7. Avoid wearing black & red clothings. Wear yellow clothings.

8. Before sleeping, close toilet door & also switch off toilet lights.

9. Don't sleep facing big mirror.10. Before sleeping, do not leave slippers together but each facing opposite direction to each other or in a messy way.

10. DONT FORGET YOUR GARLIC PILLS ...

"n good luck if you still seeing them."

Difference between wife & girlfriend

1. Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone(HP).
2. At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
3. No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
4. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
5. TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will beterminated.
6. TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute,slim,curvy and very portable at any time.
7. Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and oftendemanding,

Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..

Last but not least........

TV do not have virus, but h/p yes..........have VIRUS.............. once get it, THAT'S IT LA.....hahahaha......

so better choose TV instead of h/p .....