Difference between wife & girlfriend

1. Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone(HP).
2. At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
3. No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
4. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
5. TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will beterminated.
6. TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute,slim,curvy and very portable at any time.
7. Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and oftendemanding,

Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..

Last but not least........

TV do not have virus, but h/p yes..........have VIRUS.............. once get it, THAT'S IT LA.....hahahaha......

so better choose TV instead of h/p .....